PHOENIX
My last race in a 10 race tour, my neighbor in the camp ground owns a topless bar in Las Vegas, every year he brings his most valued employees for the weekend, DAMN THE BAD LUCK

HAD TO CHECK OUT, YEP PRETTY COLD

okok
The election is near and every day there is a new poll out showing up 2% down 1% green left handed slightly retarded adults West of central time zone unlikely to vote bah bah bah.
I have conducted my own poll and have the only definitive results that mean anything, on the way from Virgina to Texas I kept track of the bumber stickers for each candidate, I kept a tablet next to me and made a mark each time I saw a car with a sticker as it passed me.
Here are the results

Romney / Ryan   325

Barry / Binden       1

I predict landslide victory Romney / Ryan

SO YOU WANT TO SAVE THE PLANET, TURN GREEN & GO SLOW

YOU CAN BUY A NEW CHEVY VOLT FOR $41,000

OR DO YOU WANT TO GO FAST, 

LOOK GOOD

AND PARTY ALL NIGHT, WITH A NEW CHEVY CAMARO FOR $41,000

HOLD ON JACK, WE GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE

SO SANDY IS ON THE WAY
http://www.weather.com/news/weather-hurricanes/tropics-scenarios-us-threat-20121022

I HAVE A RACE TO WATCH SAT & SUN, THE NEWS SAYS TO GET PREPARED, SO I HAVE A PLAN

A few sheets of plywood, a few screws, a bungee cord for jack, and were ready

BUT IF WORST COMES TO WORST, I'LL BE READY TO HELP CLEAN UP

HURRY, GRAB THE KIDS, GET OUT WHEN YOU CAN, THEIR COMING
http://money.cnn.com/2012/10/23/autos/toyota-prius-sales-california/?source=cnn_bin

OFFICIALLY I HAVE WON THE SAME NUMBER OF 'TOUR DE FRANCE' RACES AS LANCE ARMSTRONG

ANOTHER STRESSFUL DAY
Do i hike downstream?

Upstream?

Down the track?

Or up the track?

Or just set and rest?

WALKING THOUGH THE PARKING LOT AT THE RACES, NOTICED A FEW BUMPER STICKERS

And my favorite

YEP I WAS THERE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZTD9Ut-Vq8&feature=relmfu

Camped out along the Smith river, in Martinsville Virgina, unemployment here is 20%, the major industries here are furniture manufacturing and Dupont has a nylon manufacturing plant, both closed down due to EPA restrictions enacted since Barry was elected. People around here aren't happy about the hope and change they voted for last time.

  

Since I started watching Martha and Megan on Fox news I've heard a lot about requiring voter ID's. I think they should focus more on voter intelligence. 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=9UrOmhH2PeI

Went to track today to help maintenance workers get it ready

They said they didn't need any help

So I stopped by a restaurant on my way back

I'M SPEECHLESS
Wait for it, wait for it, the Obama girl
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyrN17jAiDw

LUNCH AT REDNECK JOB SITE IN THEIR RECLINERS

MARTINSVILLE VA
Found campground here offsite while waiting for track to open, and wow looky here, a whole bunch of antique junk cars right next to me.

Kennedy's car

AND THEN I SAW IT WAY IN THE BACK, A CATERPILLAR TRAC LOADER, JUST LIKE THE ONES I USED OWN. I LEAPED OVER THE CARS AND RAN OVER TO IT.

As I was taking picture a guy walks up to me and says " you like that old antique tractor?",
I said yes I used to own 2 of them just like this, but what do you mean 'old antique'?
He said shit that thing is 40 yrs old that's an antique in anybody's book
I said yep i guess your right, turned and walked slowly back to my coach, to get my afternoon meds and take a nap.

I'M NOT SURE WHERE THIS IS GOING, I'M NOT SURE WHERE IT'S COMING FROM, I'M NOT SURE I CARE, IN MY WORLD THERE IS A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ADAM & EVE AND ADAM & STEVE, BETWEEN JESUS CHRIST AND MOHAMMAD, I WON'T FU*K WITH YOURS IF YOU DON'T FU*K WITH MINE.

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSQJ2ULuhb8&feature=related

OR AS THEY SAY HERE IN THE SOUTH 'OBUMA'

THE BEST NASCAR PRE-RACE PRAYER EVER
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J74y88YuSJ8

NOW THAT'S A SHOPPING CART

FINALLY AN ELECTED OFFICIAL WITH BALLS
If you have ever been up at about 4:00am and watched The FBI Files on TV you have seen this guy as a prosecutor for the state of North Carolina, he is now a senator with balls.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSvDkwsFsk8&feature=player_embedded&list=UUn8TJ6Tyq2aGvhybME_itDQ

THERE'S A WHOLE LOT GOING ON AT THIS SIGN

LOOKY HERE, AN ANTIQUE PAY PHONE TRAILER

LOCAL CALLS @ $1.25 PER MIN

THE JEWELL OF RACETRACKS, CHARLOTTE NORTH CAROLINA

ARE WE THAT STUPID, OR ARE THEY?

I like the high heals behind the dog

WELL LOOK AT THE BRIGHT SIDE, ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION WILL PROBABLY SLOW DOWN

SAN DIEGO

TALLEDEGA 

LOGISTICS

WELL NOW THERE'S YOUR PROBLEM, OBAMA WAS TOO HIGH

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=mtkw8stAlrM

DEBATE
Best quote about the debate, Ann Coulter " anniversary or not, when it was over Michele looked like she wanted to go home with Mitt"

WAIT FOR IT, WAIT FOR IT, WAIT FOR THE PICTURE AT THE VERY END
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wt2nercvS9I

DELAWARE STATE DIRECTOR
Well I'm glad the Delaware State Director could make it, if you can zoom in on the dash, lots of little animals, then click this link http://www.humanesociety.org/about/leadership/state_directors/hetti_brown.html

This guy told me due to the laws against drinking and driving he thought he would stuck here for quite a while

SIGHTSEEING

 In New Jersey its against the law to pump your own gas, all stations are full serve, in Alabama you can have a damn picnic when you pump your own gas.

 

MOTORSPORTS HALL OF FAME
So there I was wandering around the motorsports hall of fame.
Darell Waltrip's car

Richard Petty's car

 Back to the future

WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN I SAW IT

The Earnhardt SHRINE

I felt like kneeling