Thursday, November 8, 2012

PHOENIX
My last race in a 10 race tour, my neighbor in the camp ground owns a topless bar in Las Vegas, every year he brings his most valued employees for the weekend, DAMN THE BAD LUCK

Thursday, November 1, 2012

Wednesday, October 31, 2012

okok
The election is near and every day there is a new poll out showing up 2% down 1% green left handed slightly retarded adults West of central time zone unlikely to vote bah bah bah.
I have conducted my own poll and have the only definitive results that mean anything, on the way from Virgina to Texas I kept track of the bumber stickers for each candidate, I kept a tablet next to me and made a mark each time I saw a car with a sticker as it passed me.
Here are the results

Romney / Ryan   325

Barry / Binden       1

I predict landslide victory Romney / Ryan

Tuesday, October 30, 2012

SO YOU WANT TO SAVE THE PLANET, TURN GREEN & GO SLOW
YOU CAN BUY A NEW CHEVY VOLT FOR $41,000
OR DO YOU WANT TO GO FAST, 
LOOK GOOD
AND PARTY ALL NIGHT, WITH A NEW CHEVY CAMARO FOR $41,000

Sunday, October 28, 2012

Friday, October 26, 2012

SO SANDY IS ON THE WAY
http://www.weather.com/news/weather-hurricanes/tropics-scenarios-us-threat-20121022

I HAVE A RACE TO WATCH SAT & SUN, THE NEWS SAYS TO GET PREPARED, SO I HAVE A PLAN

A few sheets of plywood, a few screws, a bungee cord for jack, and were ready

BUT IF WORST COMES TO WORST, I'LL BE READY TO HELP CLEAN UP

Monday, October 22, 2012

OFFICIALLY I HAVE WON THE SAME NUMBER OF 'TOUR DE FRANCE' RACES AS LANCE ARMSTRONG

ANOTHER STRESSFUL DAY
Do i hike downstream?
Upstream?
Down the track?
Or up the track?
Or just set and rest?

WALKING THOUGH THE PARKING LOT AT THE RACES, NOTICED A FEW BUMPER STICKERS
And my favorite

Saturday, October 20, 2012

YEP I WAS THERE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZTD9Ut-Vq8&feature=relmfu
Camped out along the Smith river, in Martinsville Virgina, unemployment here is 20%, the major industries here are furniture manufacturing and Dupont has a nylon manufacturing plant, both closed down due to EPA restrictions enacted since Barry was elected. People around here aren't happy about the hope and change they voted for last time.

  

Wednesday, October 17, 2012

Since I started watching Martha and Megan on Fox news I've heard a lot about requiring voter ID's. I think they should focus more on voter intelligence. 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=9UrOmhH2PeI

Tuesday, October 16, 2012

Went to track today to help maintenance workers get it ready
They said they didn't need any help
So I stopped by a restaurant on my way back

I'M SPEECHLESS
Wait for it, wait for it, the Obama girl
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyrN17jAiDw

Monday, October 15, 2012

LUNCH AT REDNECK JOB SITE IN THEIR RECLINERS

MARTINSVILLE VA
Found campground here offsite while waiting for track to open, and wow looky here, a whole bunch of antique junk cars right next to me.

Kennedy's car
AND THEN I SAW IT WAY IN THE BACK, A CATERPILLAR TRAC LOADER, JUST LIKE THE ONES I USED OWN. I LEAPED OVER THE CARS AND RAN OVER TO IT.
As I was taking picture a guy walks up to me and says " you like that old antique tractor?",
I said yes I used to own 2 of them just like this, but what do you mean 'old antique'?
He said shit that thing is 40 yrs old that's an antique in anybody's book
I said yep i guess your right, turned and walked slowly back to my coach, to get my afternoon meds and take a nap.

Sunday, October 14, 2012

I'M NOT SURE WHERE THIS IS GOING, I'M NOT SURE WHERE IT'S COMING FROM, I'M NOT SURE I CARE, IN MY WORLD THERE IS A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ADAM & EVE AND ADAM & STEVE, BETWEEN JESUS CHRIST AND MOHAMMAD, I WON'T FU*K WITH YOURS IF YOU DON'T FU*K WITH MINE.

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSQJ2ULuhb8&feature=related
OR AS THEY SAY HERE IN THE SOUTH 'OBUMA'