REDNECK LOVE POEM

ATAP INC

What is ATAP Inc ?

It is a company that makes things for the military

What does ATAP stand for

ALL THINGS ARE POSSIBLE

What do they make?

None of your business

DAH

TALLADEGA NEIGHBORHOOD

Race track doesn't open until tomorrow so I thought I'd give you a tour of the neighborhood, below is an  picture of the track, notice the airport, that's Talladega  Airport, right next to the track, that's where the big dogs fly into with there jets and helicopters. In the center of the picture notice the buildings with the metal roofs, that's ATAP INC, more on that later

I'M CAMPED OUT RIGHT HERE .....................................*

RACE DAY PREP

Over 100 security vehicles

 Over 500 golf carts

More than 1,000 portable toilets

 

SOUTHERN DRAWL

You have not heard the English language spoken correctly until you heard a beautiful blonde Southern belle say "I'm from Tuscaloosa"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww&feature=related 

Ok, wait it not what she says, " because they don't have maps", it how she says it damnit  

ITS 'DEGA' BABY

Checked in to camp ground right outside track, lady at check in counter said (in the sweetest Southern drawl) "now sir i need to warn you about something, if you want your kids asleep by 8:00pm, or if you want to read your bible in peace a quite before you go to bed, you might want to go somewhere else"  Told her I left both my kids and bible at home.

This lot will fill up by Fri

PRERACE

EVERY DETAIL IS PERFECT

 THESE USED TO BE TOOL BOXES ON WHEELS, NOW THEY ARE GARAGES ON WHEELS

HOW MANY TIRES DOES IT TAKE? $32,000 WORTH