TRICK OR TREAT

PRERACE SHOW

When the last time you saw a high school band, this is country baby

COLD AND RAINY DAY IN MARTINSVILLE

Practice delayed

42* with light rain

My fellow TV stars

YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF

Your wife weighs more then your refrigerator. 

You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table. 

Your home has more miles on it than your car. 

You've been married 3 times and still have the same in laws 

Your sister had a baby as a result of an alien abduction 

Your mother is an honor student in her Jr. high class

RACETRACK

My campsite

My gate

View from my seat

Hey that's me

God I love the South
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJKihFCF-vo&feature=player_embedded
"even if she had a chance to win"

MARTINSVILLE , VIRGINA

Arrived Martinsville, Virgina this morning, from the largest track on the circuit to the smallest. Went by West Virgina where the 'wild Whites' hang out, everything you see and hear about the South is true.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvyTY_oYR_c&feature=player_embedded

SWEET HOME ALABAMA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHsDa9_HSlA

IF I NEVER HEAR THIS DAMN SONG AGAIN IT WILL BE TOO SOON, every where you go in Alabama they are playing this song, gas stations, markets, wal marts, bank atm's, public bathrooms, hell right before the beginning of the race as the cars where coming to the green flag they played it on the PA system, and that's all I got to say about that.

TENNESSEE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txcRQedoEyY&feature=related

Stopped by Davy's place today

COME ON

YOU SURE YOUR NOT HERE JUST TO WATCH THE RACE

VIEW FROM SPOTTERS STAND AT TALLADEGA

TYPICAL SPOTTER TOOLKIT, 2 RADIOS, 2 HEADSETS, 2 CELL PHONES, AND BINOCULARS

MY CAMPGROUND

REDNECK LOVE POEM

ATAP INC

What is ATAP Inc ?

It is a company that makes things for the military

What does ATAP stand for

ALL THINGS ARE POSSIBLE

What do they make?

None of your business

DAH

TALLADEGA NEIGHBORHOOD

Race track doesn't open until tomorrow so I thought I'd give you a tour of the neighborhood, below is an  picture of the track, notice the airport, that's Talladega  Airport, right next to the track, that's where the big dogs fly into with there jets and helicopters. In the center of the picture notice the buildings with the metal roofs, that's ATAP INC, more on that later

I'M CAMPED OUT RIGHT HERE .....................................*

RACE DAY PREP

Over 100 security vehicles

 Over 500 golf carts

More than 1,000 portable toilets

 

SOUTHERN DRAWL

You have not heard the English language spoken correctly until you heard a beautiful blonde Southern belle say "I'm from Tuscaloosa"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww&feature=related 

Ok, wait it not what she says, " because they don't have maps", it how she says it damnit  

ITS 'DEGA' BABY

Checked in to camp ground right outside track, lady at check in counter said (in the sweetest Southern drawl) "now sir i need to warn you about something, if you want your kids asleep by 8:00pm, or if you want to read your bible in peace a quite before you go to bed, you might want to go somewhere else"  Told her I left both my kids and bible at home.

This lot will fill up by Fri

PRERACE

EVERY DETAIL IS PERFECT

 THESE USED TO BE TOOL BOXES ON WHEELS, NOW THEY ARE GARAGES ON WHEELS

HOW MANY TIRES DOES IT TAKE? $32,000 WORTH

BREAKFAST

Dwayne and I had breakfast this morning with Willie T Graham, eggs, sausage, pancakes, and the best bloody mary's this side of the Mississippi, Willie doesn't have to put his 'game face' on until about 9:00am.

   

SECRET SPONSERSHIP MONEY

There are about 10 drivers who have Coca-Cola as 'associate' sponsors on their cars. Bet you didn't know that each time one of those drivers is interviewed while holding a coke he earns $10,000. Dr. Jerry Punch on ESPN is ready to interview driver Elliiot Sadler but they had to wait for a staff member to hand him a coke. 

 

LIFETIME SEAT HOLDER

For a mere $7,500 with an annual renewal fee of $700 you can reserve a permanent seat with your name on it.

THE OLDEST TEAM IN NASCAR

In the 60's when they had David Pearson and AJ Foyt driving for them they were the best

This year they won the Daytona 500 with rookie driver Trevor Bayne

 

BOYS TOYS

DALE JR'S PLANE

 JEFF GORDON'S PLANE

 RICK HENRICK'S 1 OF 3 TEAM PLANES

 

SUMS IT UP

MY NEXT 'COACH'