BREAKING BAD 2

Well just another day of driving across America and being pulled over in every state for phony reasons so they can search my HIGH PROFILE motorhome.

Today a Tennessee state trooper be me over for doing 57 mph in a 55 mph zone, he let me go with just a verbal warning after a complete search of my home.

Later a very observant North Carolina state trooper pulled me over because my bike didn't have a North Carolina 'tag' on it. I explained I had no idea one was required, and didn't have a clue as to wear to get one. He gave me a handout explaining the laws and steps required to get a 'tag'. As he searched my home I read the handout, which said their office hrs were from 8:00am to 5:00pm Mon thur FRi. Dah, what should I do ? Well since he didn't find anything he would also let me go with just a verbal warning.

 So after arriving in Richmond Virgina and having a couple of cocktails, I have developed a two step plan to reduce my HIGH PROFILE.

Step1

Move over Jack we have a new passenger

http://www.dhgate.com/solid-silicone-sex-dolls-inflatable-doll/p-ff80808132ad0ae50132b31b0abc1da8.html

Step 2

Will post tomorrow after I find a Lowes store

JACK, MEET ISSAC

BREAKING BAD

okok, I've been stopped (profiled) in Arizona (twice), Texas, New Mexico,  Arkansas, and now Oklahoma,  I meet the text book profile of a dope smuggler or Mexican coyote. White male, older motorhome, traveling alone, middle of the day middle of the week.

Each time after some phony reason for stopping me they ask if its ok to search my motorhome, a couple times they had dogs, they have laid under my home and searched with flash lights.

Of course each time there is nothing to find and I go on my happy way.

Today was the best.

Traveling East on I-40, East of Oklahoma City I saw a highway patrol car going the opposite direction, as soon as it passed I watched it make a u-turn in the dirt center median kicking up dirt and dust, turn on its lights and siren and pull behind me.Of course i pulled over. The officer walked up to the window and asked me to get my lic, registration, and proof of insr and walk to the back of the vehicle, which I did.

He studied my paper work and then asked if I knew why he pulled me over, I said yea, I got a hunch, its like every other time in every other state, I meet the description of a dope or Mexican smuggler. He said no. I pulled you over for an equip violation.  I said oh that's new, whats wrong. He said your missing a valve stem cap on your rear wheel. In the State of Oklahoma its required for all vehicles with 6 or more wheels.

I looked at him to see if he was serious, I expected him to start laughing, he just looked at me. I said that's amazing, that's incredible, you were able to spot that from 200 ft away going the opposite direction at 70 mph. He just looked at me and said well were just trained professionals. I said I guess so.

   
 Then He said well mister Wood all your paperwork is in order, so that's good, just one more thing, I have a dog with me, do you mind if we just give a quick search of your vehicle, I said no problem. When they finished I asked him a favor, I said could I take a picture so I can show my kids. He let me take a picture of his car but not him or his dog.

Told him I would take care of that valve stem cap asap
And away I went

Bought new cap at the first truck stop.

OKLAHOMA CITY

ON THE ROAD AGAIN

 

COOL KID

 

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