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Sunday, September 30, 2012
Friday, September 28, 2012
GATER SKIN BLOW OUT
So there I was cruising down I-20 in Alabama when all of a sudden I saw a alligator laying in the middle of my lane, SH*T, no way to miss it I ran right over it. Then BLAM, one of my rear tires blew out, SOB, I limped off the highway and pulled into the first tire repair shop I saw. If you have ever wondered where those guys from the movie Deliverance went to, their working at a tire shop in Anniston Alabama.
The one guy says to me "looks like you got yourself a gator skin blow out" We get a couple of those every week, hell sometimes we get a couple off the same damn gator"
The other guy looks at my bike and says " are you one of them California bike faggots", " You wear some of them tight pink panties when pedal that thing ?"
I lowered my voice and said "NO I RIDE OFF ROAD" you know in the dirt
After I told them I was going to the races they had me in and out in 20 minutes & $35 with a used tire.
SUUUUUWE
So there I was cruising down I-20 in Alabama when all of a sudden I saw a alligator laying in the middle of my lane, SH*T, no way to miss it I ran right over it. Then BLAM, one of my rear tires blew out, SOB, I limped off the highway and pulled into the first tire repair shop I saw. If you have ever wondered where those guys from the movie Deliverance went to, their working at a tire shop in Anniston Alabama.
The other guy looks at my bike and says " are you one of them California bike faggots", " You wear some of them tight pink panties when pedal that thing ?"
I lowered my voice and said "NO I RIDE OFF ROAD" you know in the dirt
After I told them I was going to the races they had me in and out in 20 minutes & $35 with a used tire.
SUUUUUWE
Thursday, September 27, 2012
Wednesday, September 26, 2012
Tuesday, September 25, 2012
BREAKING BAD 3
Shortly after crossing the state line going into Virgina (the state for lovers) a state trooper passed me then slowed down pulled behind me and 'lit me up'.
No problem, I pulled over and watched him cautiously walk up the passenger side, looking in the windows as he went. He opened up the passenger door and asked for my driver lic etc. I have paper clipped all my documents together and even high lighted the important info to save time and confusion.
After studying all my papers he asked (as they all do) "do you know why I pulled you over?"
And as I have learned to say i said " I don't have a clue"
He said "radar detectors are illegal in the state of Virgina"
I said " ok, I don't have a radar detector"
As he pointed to Jack he said "what's that"
I said "that's Jack"
He kept looking at it, and said "what's a Jack?" Note here there are no Jack n the Box's East of the Rockies
I said he's my co-pilot "you know like Tom Hanks and Wilson"
I could see that went right over the stiff mounty hat on his head
Then he pointed to the wire going to Jacks headset, and said "what do the wires go to"
I said "to the stereo, Jack likes to listen to Rush Limbaugh while I'm driving"
He told me wait while he "ran" my lic and tags.
I said no problem," I think they got me on speed dial anyway "
I could see that was WAY over his head
He returned a short while later, told me to have a nice day and suggested that I relocate "my Jack"
As we drove away i reassured Jack THEY WILL NEVER TAKE US ALIVE
Shortly after crossing the state line going into Virgina (the state for lovers) a state trooper passed me then slowed down pulled behind me and 'lit me up'.
No problem, I pulled over and watched him cautiously walk up the passenger side, looking in the windows as he went. He opened up the passenger door and asked for my driver lic etc. I have paper clipped all my documents together and even high lighted the important info to save time and confusion.
After studying all my papers he asked (as they all do) "do you know why I pulled you over?"
And as I have learned to say i said " I don't have a clue"
He said "radar detectors are illegal in the state of Virgina"
I said " ok, I don't have a radar detector"
As he pointed to Jack he said "what's that"
I said "that's Jack"
He kept looking at it, and said "what's a Jack?" Note here there are no Jack n the Box's East of the Rockies
I said he's my co-pilot "you know like Tom Hanks and Wilson"
I could see that went right over the stiff mounty hat on his head
Then he pointed to the wire going to Jacks headset, and said "what do the wires go to"
I said "to the stereo, Jack likes to listen to Rush Limbaugh while I'm driving"
He told me wait while he "ran" my lic and tags.
I said no problem," I think they got me on speed dial anyway "
I could see that was WAY over his head
He returned a short while later, told me to have a nice day and suggested that I relocate "my Jack"
As we drove away i reassured Jack THEY WILL NEVER TAKE US ALIVE
TOLL ROAD TOLL
Every highway on the East coast has at least some portion of it that is a toll road, the following is a summary of my tolls to date.
Indiana East West toll Rd / Chicago $17.00
Indiana East West toll Rd / South Bend $ 9.00
Ohio turnpike / Toledo $ 6.00
Ohio turnpike / Cleveland $11.00
New York state thru way $14.00
Fredrick E Everett Expressway / Concord NH $11.00
Fredrick E Everett Expressway / Manchester NH $ 9.00
Concord turnpike / Boston $19.00
Hwy 95 Chester Boyles Bridge $24.00
Hwy 95 New Haven bridge $ 4.00
Connecticut turn pike $14.00
Cross Bronx Express way $12.00
New Jersey turnpike / New Jersey $28.50
George Washington bridge $ 9.00
New Jersey turnpike / Philadelphia $14.00
Delaware turnpike $11.00
Baltimore turnpike $ 4.00
Greenbelt Expressway / Washington DC $11.00
Arlington bridge / Washington DC $ 9.00
I haven't total it up because I don't want to know.
On the West coast we have emergency call boxes spaced out along the highways, on the East coast they need to put out ATM machines.
Every highway on the East coast has at least some portion of it that is a toll road, the following is a summary of my tolls to date.
Indiana East West toll Rd / Chicago $17.00
Indiana East West toll Rd / South Bend $ 9.00
Ohio turnpike / Toledo $ 6.00
Ohio turnpike / Cleveland $11.00
New York state thru way $14.00
Fredrick E Everett Expressway / Concord NH $11.00
Fredrick E Everett Expressway / Manchester NH $ 9.00
Concord turnpike / Boston $19.00
Hwy 95 Chester Boyles Bridge $24.00
Hwy 95 New Haven bridge $ 4.00
Connecticut turn pike $14.00
Cross Bronx Express way $12.00
New Jersey turnpike / New Jersey $28.50
George Washington bridge $ 9.00
New Jersey turnpike / Philadelphia $14.00
Delaware turnpike $11.00
Baltimore turnpike $ 4.00
Greenbelt Expressway / Washington DC $11.00
Arlington bridge / Washington DC $ 9.00
I haven't total it up because I don't want to know.
On the West coast we have emergency call boxes spaced out along the highways, on the East coast they need to put out ATM machines.
Sunday, September 23, 2012
Saturday, September 22, 2012
Friday, September 21, 2012
THIS WILL BE A CHALLENGING WEEKEND
When I checked into the campground the girl asked me if i wanted to be in the family or the party section, I told her I left my bible and my kids at home so you should probably put me in the party section, she said "well ok, but you know you can't change your mind ".
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I have been to a lot of racetracks and camped at many campgrounds and they don't hold a candle to the New Englanders when it comes to partying
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My neighbor is having a hell of a party
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When I checked into the campground the girl asked me if i wanted to be in the family or the party section, I told her I left my bible and my kids at home so you should probably put me in the party section, she said "well ok, but you know you can't change your mind ".
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CALIFORNIA TAN & BAN
A UC Riverside study found that commercially cooked hamburgers cause more air pollution than dieseltrucks.
The study, which focused on commercial charbroilers found in burger restaurants, said the equipment generates grease, smoke, water vapors and combustion products, which emit a large amount of particulate matter into the air.
“For comparison, an 18-wheeler diesel engine truck would have to drive 143 miles on the freeway to put out the same mass of particulates as a single charbroiled hamburger patty,” said Bill Welch, the principle engineer.
Researchers at UCR, who found few regulations for the restaurant emissions, said they’re developing a contraption to trap the particulates.
Read more: http://www.kfiam640.com/pages/jk2010.html?article=10434218#ixzz275ePMqcX
AIR POLLUTION FROM BURGER JOINTS WORSE THAN TRUCKS
A UC Riverside study found that commercially cooked hamburgers cause more air pollution than dieseltrucks.
The study, which focused on commercial charbroilers found in burger restaurants, said the equipment generates grease, smoke, water vapors and combustion products, which emit a large amount of particulate matter into the air.
“For comparison, an 18-wheeler diesel engine truck would have to drive 143 miles on the freeway to put out the same mass of particulates as a single charbroiled hamburger patty,” said Bill Welch, the principle engineer.
Researchers at UCR, who found few regulations for the restaurant emissions, said they’re developing a contraption to trap the particulates.
Read more: http://www.kfiam640.com/pages/jk2010.html?article=10434218#ixzz275ePMqcX
Thursday, September 20, 2012
PRE-RACE MISC
At all the tracks they give you a bag of trinkets when you enter the campground. In the bag this time was a small container of oil, a insulated can holder, a key ring, and 7 fliers from Western Waste Management saying what a green company they are. DAH
On the West coast we call them potty's, cans, crappers, sh*ters, in New Hampshire they call them "handy houses"
Re-stocking
I think it might snow here, A LOT
This guy turns junk cars into BBQ's
I would like you to meet a few of my neighbors
This is where you can find me
My favorite
At all the tracks they give you a bag of trinkets when you enter the campground. In the bag this time was a small container of oil, a insulated can holder, a key ring, and 7 fliers from Western Waste Management saying what a green company they are. DAH
On the West coast we call them potty's, cans, crappers, sh*ters, in New Hampshire they call them "handy houses"
My favorite
Wednesday, September 19, 2012
NEW HAMPSHIRE MOTOR SPEEDWAY
View from my seat
Backside view
These guys drive around with music on loudspeakers like the old 'good humor man'
For $50 you can drive your own personal vehicle around the track
Told the guy my name was Ricky Bobby and asked if I could do a lap in my motorhome, he asked where I was from "cause you talk funny".
My campground
View from my seat
Tuesday, September 18, 2012
Loudon, New Hampshire
Look on a map, its about as far away from San Diego you can get without speaking French.
https://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&q=loudon+new+hampshire&safe=off&ie=UTF-8
Drove 18 hrs straight though trying to keep up with convoy, got to the track and couldn't get in, too wet, rained for two days and entrance roads all muddy, I offered to supervise the repair but they said they could handle it.
So we all went to America's store (Wal-Mart)
And get some dinner
Look on a map, its about as far away from San Diego you can get without speaking French.
https://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&q=loudon+new+hampshire&safe=off&ie=UTF-8
Drove 18 hrs straight though trying to keep up with convoy, got to the track and couldn't get in, too wet, rained for two days and entrance roads all muddy, I offered to supervise the repair but they said they could handle it.
So we all went to America's store (Wal-Mart)
And get some dinner
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